i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via dulect)



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)


my favorite thing is how they don’t censor boobs in orange is the new black. u see a boob? it’s just a boob. boobs everywhere boobs for everybody

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Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

no one should scroll past this

(Source: yourbritneyspearsanon, via spoken-not-written)