"you’ve been in your room all day. maybe you should go outs—-"


(Source: mcvirgin, via drinklust)


what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via whovianpotterlocked)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via dulect)



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)